Dear Mike, Perry can not read or write and he has asked that I respond to your question here. You see, I have been doing all his talking for him, he tells me what to say, and I write it. He wants me to tell you that the best directions he can give you are to "get lost". And then when you do, call him and he will see if he can come and find you. Like I said, Perry can't read or write so I would advise you to take a lunch.